The Disco Ball
High energy, high maintenance, the life of every party you crash. You walk in and the room rearranges itself around you. You did not ask for this and you absolutely did not refuse it. You are the friend who knows everyone's business because everyone tells you everything within ten minutes of meeting you. You make strangers feel like celebrities and you make your own exhaustion look like charisma until about 2am, when the glitter starts to hurt. You are not shallow, you are just very bright, and people confuse the two. Under the sparkle is someone who is terrified of being forgotten, which is why you perform so hard. Itemized charges on the The Disco Ball receipt include Being the main character (x1), Outfit changes per night (x4), Emotional crashes after parties (x9), Saying 'BEST NIGHT EVER' (x30), bringing the receipt total to $404. Strengths: Magnetic presence, Makes people feel special, Brings the energy, Unforgettable. Weaknesses: Crashes hard, Fears being forgotten, High maintenance, Hides sadness behind sparkle. Signature habits include Planning outfits three days ahead; Knowing everyone's name instantly; Saying 'we HAVE to hang out'. See best careers for The Disco Ball and The Disco Ball in relationships.